"One more time," Karla said, massaging her temples and counting backwards from ten. "The rule is...?"
Morton and Julian glared at one another before sullenly reciting, "We don't get to fight over the baby."
"Especially...?" Karla couldn't believe that she had to go over this with them. Again.
"When we're holding the baby."
"What happens when we do?"
"We lose baby-holding privileges for the rest of the day," they intoned. With another dirty look at Julian, Morton stepped forward and handed Kayla to her mother. "He started it," he muttered, loud enough to be overheard.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did n--"
"I swear by the Darkness, I will make it a whole week if the two of you don't stop bickering immediately!" Karla snapped, which caused Kayla to immediately begin fussing. Karla gave them both Look what you did! glares. "Shh, shh, shh, it's all right, baby girl," she soothed, jerking her chin towards the door so the idiot males she was stuck with knew to let themselves out. "Don't cry, little one, it's okay. Mommy's gotten rid of the morons." Karla sat on the rocking chair that Dinah had given them and gently rocked until Kayla settled down and fell back asleep. "Here's hoping the rest of your aunts and uncles know better," she said, since emails, texts, and other various kinds of notifications had gone out, apprising all and sundry that the estate was now open for visitors who wanted to meet Kayla. "Or that they all visit one at a time so no fights break out. Because this is apparently my life now. Refereeing squabbles over who gets to hold the baby." She pressed a kiss to Kayla's forehead. "Wanna see if Mommy and Daddy's high school friends are better at sharing than their Court?"
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Morton and Julian glared at one another before sullenly reciting, "We don't get to fight over the baby."
"Especially...?" Karla couldn't believe that she had to go over this with them. Again.
"When we're holding the baby."
"What happens when we do?"
"We lose baby-holding privileges for the rest of the day," they intoned. With another dirty look at Julian, Morton stepped forward and handed Kayla to her mother. "He started it," he muttered, loud enough to be overheard.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did n--"
"I swear by the Darkness, I will make it a whole week if the two of you don't stop bickering immediately!" Karla snapped, which caused Kayla to immediately begin fussing. Karla gave them both Look what you did! glares. "Shh, shh, shh, it's all right, baby girl," she soothed, jerking her chin towards the door so the idiot males she was stuck with knew to let themselves out. "Don't cry, little one, it's okay. Mommy's gotten rid of the morons." Karla sat on the rocking chair that Dinah had given them and gently rocked until Kayla settled down and fell back asleep. "Here's hoping the rest of your aunts and uncles know better," she said, since emails, texts, and other various kinds of notifications had gone out, apprising all and sundry that the estate was now open for visitors who wanted to meet Kayla. "Or that they all visit one at a time so no fights break out. Because this is apparently my life now. Refereeing squabbles over who gets to hold the baby." She pressed a kiss to Kayla's forehead. "Wanna see if Mommy and Daddy's high school friends are better at sharing than their Court?"
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Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 01:03 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 01:48 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 07:27 pm (UTC)Sila had been told many stories about Leda's adventures around that time.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-21 04:11 am (UTC)Seriously it had grown far beyond the song that had been written about the defeat of Corwyn.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-21 05:53 am (UTC)And besides, Karla knew damn well who everyone was here to see.
"How romanticized, exactly?"
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-21 12:53 pm (UTC)"Well let's see...there's the story of how, to save your true love you single handedly destroyed Corwyn's castle with one spell. This is after Jimmy snuck in, past incredibly horrific traps and let you in. And Eli faced down his evil father in single combat, while Momoko defeated monster after monster sent after you all. And that's just the one that's relevant to what actually happened."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 12:46 am (UTC)"No, no, that sounds pretty close to what I remember," she said lightly. "Definitely just destroyed the one castle. Never got lit on fire. I'm good with that. Am I still Karla, or have I been treated to a long, fancy elven name?"
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 01:43 am (UTC)Leda had also discovered that many popular folktales on Earth had equivalent versions in Faerie. And her friends had become entwined in those. Jimmy often took the place of Jack.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 02:58 am (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 03:17 am (UTC)"Possibly still are. See no one's seen or heard from them since Faerie and Earth became separate the first time, so they're all mysterious. Just like my three friends who helped defeat Corwyn."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 06:45 am (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 12:42 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 03:27 pm (UTC)Sure, Jaenelle called Lorn great-grandpapa, but that was Jaenelle.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-22 07:34 pm (UTC)"It was, as the story goes, the last close contact between Elves and Dragons. Well until I came along and was all like 'Hi let's be friends partly because it freaks everyone out.'"
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-23 02:33 am (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-23 02:59 am (UTC)She also looked down at the kid. "Please don't remember this part of the conversation."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-29 03:40 pm (UTC)Because it would be entirely herself, as per usual.
[This past week has been hell on my schedule, sorry! I'll understand if you'd rather drop this thread, just wanted to respond!]
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-30 12:19 am (UTC)Of course it turned out Ron would not have been any danger in that regard. His own parents had had to take him to task for sneaking his boyfriend into the palace.
Leda had not helped.