"One more time," Karla said, massaging her temples and counting backwards from ten. "The rule is...?"
Morton and Julian glared at one another before sullenly reciting, "We don't get to fight over the baby."
"Especially...?" Karla couldn't believe that she had to go over this with them. Again.
"When we're holding the baby."
"What happens when we do?"
"We lose baby-holding privileges for the rest of the day," they intoned. With another dirty look at Julian, Morton stepped forward and handed Kayla to her mother. "He started it," he muttered, loud enough to be overheard.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did n--"
"I swear by the Darkness, I will make it a whole week if the two of you don't stop bickering immediately!" Karla snapped, which caused Kayla to immediately begin fussing. Karla gave them both Look what you did! glares. "Shh, shh, shh, it's all right, baby girl," she soothed, jerking her chin towards the door so the idiot males she was stuck with knew to let themselves out. "Don't cry, little one, it's okay. Mommy's gotten rid of the morons." Karla sat on the rocking chair that Dinah had given them and gently rocked until Kayla settled down and fell back asleep. "Here's hoping the rest of your aunts and uncles know better," she said, since emails, texts, and other various kinds of notifications had gone out, apprising all and sundry that the estate was now open for visitors who wanted to meet Kayla. "Or that they all visit one at a time so no fights break out. Because this is apparently my life now. Refereeing squabbles over who gets to hold the baby." She pressed a kiss to Kayla's forehead. "Wanna see if Mommy and Daddy's high school friends are better at sharing than their Court?"
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Morton and Julian glared at one another before sullenly reciting, "We don't get to fight over the baby."
"Especially...?" Karla couldn't believe that she had to go over this with them. Again.
"When we're holding the baby."
"What happens when we do?"
"We lose baby-holding privileges for the rest of the day," they intoned. With another dirty look at Julian, Morton stepped forward and handed Kayla to her mother. "He started it," he muttered, loud enough to be overheard.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did n--"
"I swear by the Darkness, I will make it a whole week if the two of you don't stop bickering immediately!" Karla snapped, which caused Kayla to immediately begin fussing. Karla gave them both Look what you did! glares. "Shh, shh, shh, it's all right, baby girl," she soothed, jerking her chin towards the door so the idiot males she was stuck with knew to let themselves out. "Don't cry, little one, it's okay. Mommy's gotten rid of the morons." Karla sat on the rocking chair that Dinah had given them and gently rocked until Kayla settled down and fell back asleep. "Here's hoping the rest of your aunts and uncles know better," she said, since emails, texts, and other various kinds of notifications had gone out, apprising all and sundry that the estate was now open for visitors who wanted to meet Kayla. "Or that they all visit one at a time so no fights break out. Because this is apparently my life now. Refereeing squabbles over who gets to hold the baby." She pressed a kiss to Kayla's forehead. "Wanna see if Mommy and Daddy's high school friends are better at sharing than their Court?"
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Arrive and Mingle
Date: 2015-01-20 12:48 pm (UTC)Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 12:49 pm (UTC)OOC
Date: 2015-01-20 12:52 pm (UTC)Re: Arrive and Mingle
Date: 2015-01-20 01:01 pm (UTC)Then she showed up with a few lullabies in her head and the smallest stuffed Jackalope she could find (the antlers made for great hand-holds for tiny hands).
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 01:03 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2015-01-20 01:05 pm (UTC)Me: That's okay, you get to do this all the time, I don't.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 01:48 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 02:14 pm (UTC)Warren was nervous, so help him. It was one thing when their visitors were people from around the estate. It was another thing entirely, opening the place up to a potential parade of people who would come in and cradle and talk about and talk to their baby, and Warren had spent a lot of the morning pacing a little at the thought.
"I mean, there's nothing to worry about. She's perfect. Two feet, ten toes. Two hands, ten fingers. One nose, two ears, probably the cutest little cheeks in all of Kaeleer..."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 02:34 pm (UTC)It was entirely possible that they were nervous. But shh, don't tell.
"...You don't think they'll comment, do you?" Karla asked, circling around the elephant in the nursery. "I mean, she is perfect, of course she's perfect, but..." Karla bit her lip.
When Warren was listing off body parts, there were two very glaring omissions, after all.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 02:56 pm (UTC)Who certainly didn't find out about Warren's wings from birth. Because there hadn't been any.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 03:06 pm (UTC)That was an awful long time to wait to see if this Kayla would have the same fluffy wings as the one they'd met on Fandom.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 03:13 pm (UTC)He shrugged his shoulders, feathers ruffling a little.
"Or something."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 03:22 pm (UTC)"Which means that she probably doesn't have a Healing factor yet, either."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 03:30 pm (UTC)Because that involved hurting their baby for the sake of curiosity, and no.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 07:04 pm (UTC)gossipinformation-gather, so he came promptly.He was very disappointed she wasn't wearing the onesie he'd painted. Very disappointed, Karla!
But he was smiling anyway. "Hello." He smiled and nodded at Karla and Warren. "How are the three of you?"
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 07:27 pm (UTC)Sila had been told many stories about Leda's adventures around that time.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:04 pm (UTC)Besides, her belly button was healing up quite nicely and normally and Karla was going to consider that all the proof they needed so far.
"But...even if the wings never happen...she's still our Kayla, isn't she?" Karla asked, a trifle anxious. "She feels like her, at least a little bit."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:08 pm (UTC)"Kiss kiss," Karla said, dimpling up at him. "I'll trade you, a baby for coffee."
Look, it was Hannibal. He probably had some kind of magic, fancy coffee that was ground by virgins under the light of a full moon or something!
"And don't growl," she said, giving Warren a saucy wink. "Since we both know it'll only be because you didn't think of it first."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:16 pm (UTC)"She is our Kayla," he replied, a little bit of firmness creeping into his tone. "The one we met on the island before, she was on loan. She belonged to some other Karla and Warren. It doesn't matter if she does or doesn't get wings later on, Karla. This little girl is our daughter. She's the Kayla that matters the most."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 08:19 pm (UTC)Yeah, Warren was grinning as he said that. He clearly wasn't terribly upset either way.
"We're doing fine, thank you, Hannibal. Maybe a little underslept, but apparently that's to be expected."
Re: Arrive and Mingle
Date: 2015-01-20 08:46 pm (UTC)She wasn't wearing a shirt with "The Kindness" on it, but she was thinking of getting one.
Hush.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 10:12 pm (UTC)Hannibal grinned and took his bag from his shoulder, pulling out a good-sized carafe. "Enough for both of you, I think."
It wasn't ground by virgins; it was ground by a coffee grinder. Under whatever moon it had been this morning. It was vacuum-brewed, though. And organic. And very yummy.
He also pulled out a box of homemade chocolates, which he held out to Karla. "I was going to bring two," he explained to Warren, "but I wasn't certain she'd forgiven you yet for making her do all the work."
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 11:21 pm (UTC)Don't try to deny it, Warren. You'd murdered her once over coffee. Her sweater had never recovered.
Re: Visit the nursery
Date: 2015-01-20 11:27 pm (UTC)"I'll survive a lack of chocolate," Warren replied with a smile and good-natured roll of his eyes. "I don't have much of a sweet tooth, anyway."
Probably for the best. He'd murdered her sweater once over coffee. He was pretty sure she wouldn't hesitate to just straight-up kill him over chocolate.